Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Moms' Motivational Posters

Ever see those Motivational Posters that seem to be part of every generic office-job's decor (along with artificial ficus trees and putty-colored cubical desks)? You know, they have pictures of snow-capped mountains or hot-air balloons with captions like 'Endurance' and 'Inspiration' with corny definitions? Well, I've come up with a few of my own....

Baby Gap: Because My Infant Daughter Needs A Thirty-Dollar Pair Of Low-Rise, Boot-Cut Jeans
Potty Training: The Reason Tile Floors Were Invented
Dog Food: Apparently Sometimes It's Better Than What Mommy Put On Your Plate
Ni-Hao Kai-Lan: Five Episodes In A Row Is Never Enough
Boogers: Hey, At Least They're Eating Something
Baby Sisters: Nature's Speedbumps
Matchbox Cars: The Eleventh Plague
Coffee: Salvation For The Bratty Child At 6 A.M.
Goldfish Crackers: Still Good After 8 Months Between Two Couch Cushions
Pacifiers: A Silicon Plug In The Dam Of Mommy's Sanity
Teething: Finally, Nursing Is Exciting!
Toenail Polish: Someday It Will Look Nice. But Not Today. Or Tomorrow.
Carpeting: Rollie's Wall-To-Wall Napkin
Wading Pools: The Greatest Invention Of All Time
Backwash: Even If It Is Your Own Son, It's Still Gross
Grapes: So They Do Turn Into Raisins After Baking For Two Weeks Inside A Carseat Buckle
Bubblegum: Eventually It Comes Out The Other End


  1. These are great! I'd like to see the pics to go with some of them!

  2. I so agree on most of them. I love the DOG FOOD one. Leona likes both - Cat & Dog Food... lol
    I enjoy reading your Blog so much, got the link from Nicole. It brightens my day.
    Thank you for that.

  3. My wall to wall carpet is Trevor's bathroom. Pass the Nature's Miracle. (Hey you should try that stuff. It works!!)